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days have passed, and nothing is better. I feel like i look like a serial killer, I've been absolutely emotionless, you know, like that disgruntled office worker that looks the same everyday, and no one assumes anything is wrong until he pulls out a gun and starts shooting, well, that me right now in a not so literal sense, i wanna explode,don't get any wrong ideas, its just my strange comparison...

You know on a regular day to day basis, i'm always confused and trying to make sense of this life, my future, my relationship, but today is something i have never experienced... its been painful, its upsetting, its depressing, it basically has me sitting here without a clue of what to do. And if i do something, whats the point... now that everything is completely different. I sware i'm being strong,...

"Nobby, that's not a straw-necked ibis is it?""Nah, it's a run of the mill white ibis. The straw-necked would have black under the wings. You know that that regular white ibis there is related to - pretty much the same bird really - as the Egyptian sacred ibis? The Egyptians thought he was a big deal and made a god of him and everything... But here they're famous garbage fiends.""Yeah, I fucking...

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The following is the recently discovered introductory minutes of a secret meeting of an internationalist society devoted to world revolution known as 'The Plumbers'. Whilst it is understood that further chapters are extant, nothing is known of them apart from their titles: governance and communication; food and distribution; population, environment, resources, and sustainability; trade and the means...

In a Python frame of mind, I went a bit silly over at Craig Murray's. Apropos him discussing Al Qaeda in terms of its media described nature, I pointed out a few oxymoronic facts about Al Qaeda and finally wondered at the fact that it's number three big banana is a Jewish boy from Orange County called Adam Pearlman.Imagined Al Qaeda board meeting to discuss whom to move into the number three slot...

Man: I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of global despotism.(JARRING CHORD - The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez-Rothschild of the City of London enters, flanked by two junior cardinals, Cardinal Biggles and Cardinal Fang.)Ximinez-Rothschild: NOBODY expects a global despotism! Our chief weapon...

In searching my hard drive for a quote from Churchill for another piece I'm writing, I came across this collection of quotes. Never mind me wishing to say that Jeff Wells is a better writer than I am, here are some people that put the both of us in the shade. Amongst the following are true men of letters, giants of the English language, philosophy, the affairs of men, religion, and all that, um, big...