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Merry Clerihew!

Posted by Unknown Kamis, 23 Desember 2010 0 komentar

Well, that was the clerihew year that was: so many sparkling moments, so many of the world's movers and shakers and other sodomites reduced to four lines of nonsense poetry.

The little dog barked to see such fun, indeed. And quite right too.

May your cow jump over your moon and your dish run away with your spoon.

Merry Clerihew Christmas and a Happy Clerihew-less new year.

George Dubya Bush

And his cheerleader tush.

In the Skull & Bones Den

Was all things to all men.

Dick Cheney

Eany-meany brainy.

Best wishes of long life and health

Somehow come out as "Go fuck yourself!"

Osama Bin Laden's

Statue, Kew Gardens.

A quiet public thanking

From a grateful Global Banking.

Bono

Sunnies-A-Go-Go.

He has more of those Armani glasses

Than could be pushed up four grown men's arses.

Little Johnny Howard

Over midgets towered.

His motto as sidekick hick:

"I speaks oftly and carry a pig's dick."

David Sassoon

Was wont to dragoon

HM's navy, under Admiral Winchup,

As thugs to smack his chink bitch up.

Joan of Arc

Burned in the dark.

Sexy bovver bitch

With legs by Milla Jovovich.

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Judul: Merry Clerihew!
Ditulis oleh Unknown
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